Aliens Don't Like Renewable Energy

Or what other reason would they have to damage a wind turbine?

The incident that occured in Lincolnshire was witnessed by many residents at approximately 4am on Sunday. Out of 20 turbines on the Conisholme site, only one was damaged, losing one blade and mangling another.

Eye witness Mr Palmer said: "I actually saw a white light - a round, white light that seemed to be hovering. That is the only way I can explain it - it wasn't a flare-like light - it was just round, white light with a slight red edge to it that seemed to be over the wind turbines." Other witnesses described a "massive ball of light with tentacles, going right down to the ground", "It looked like a giant explosion in the air," and one reported that "It was skimming across the sky towards the turbines".

Although none of these reports correlate in details, Dale Vince, head of Ecotricity, stated that "Until we have some idea, some plausible explanation that it was not a UFO, I don't think we should rule it out." He went on to say that "To make one of these blades fall off, or to bend it, takes a lot." This was a claim backed by by Russ Kellett of the Flying Saucer Bureau. An expert in ufology, he said "To hit two of the blades, any object must have been about 170ft long"

As expected, the MoD aren't going to investigate the incident at all. But then, we aren't conspiracy theorists for nothing. All I'm saying is that something happened that night, and the sightings and the damage must all amount to something. What really happened, we don't know. But we will find out.